Why He’s Hot:
- It’s time to strip down to everything but your thinking cap and get ready to be serenaded, cos this sexy motherfucker is a college grad and sings in a boy band. That’s right, bitches: it’s Sakurai Sho of Arashi.
- If ambition makes you so horny, this is your boy right here. Even after entering Johnny’s & Associates (Japan’s boyband factory), he still went to the most elite university in Japan. Balancing his job as eye candy and a major in economics, he slept only 1-2 hours a night. Dude’s got stamina from Monday to Sunday, every every everyday. He even wrote a song to tell all the haters to fuck right off.
- He can tickle your brain just as well as he could tickle your clit. Okay, that last part was a bit of a lie. He’s actually terrible at anything romantic. But with an adorable smile and a body like that, does it really matter? (if you answered anything but “hell fuckin no,” [or some variant thereof] I suggest you get your head checked)
- Sho is secure in his manhood. So much so that he goes on national television wearing cat suits. If he’ll do that kind of ish for work, imagine what he’d dress up as for you in the bedroom. Don’t lie, I know you are. It’s okay, there’s nothin to be ashamed of.
- Oh yeah, and just bee tee dubs, he’s also good with kids, so you know he’d be a great husband. That’s right, ladies, he’s pretty much the perfect man.